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I guess those are de fault settings.

3. I Roasted some potatoes last night

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Things just got a little Rocky.

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A burly lumberjack was filling out a job application. He claimed he worked “In the Sahara Forest.” The boss asked “Don’t you mean the Sahara *Desert*?” Lumberjack answered with a shrug “Yeah? Now!”

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A truck full of feet showed up. Guess I should’ve been more specific.

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