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A ninja sensei told his student he didn't see him in class

The student replied: thank you!

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Turned out she was blind. She was just pulling my leg

2. Hey dad, who would win a burping contest, you or me?

I don’t know son. Your gas is as good as mine.

3. What's another name for breast reduction surgery?

Decupitation

4. What sounds do gassy ducks make?

Butt quacks

5. What do you call Egyptians who fart together

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6. There are many stories of people getting severely injured by hitting their heads on the floor.

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He was grandfathered in.

8. Why is it so clean in space?

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