Would you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Because even though segregation has been brought back, selling Africans wasn't part of the deal to have the choice?

Then he said I owe him $200 for the visit.

They place a conch shell on the desk, walks out of the classroom, and locks the door from the outside.

“I’m looking for the man who shot my pa”

“Vhat do you mean?” he replied. “It’s the thing vith arms and legs that gets me everywhere I vant to go!”

Two young women athletes on a trip to a competition decided to save money by sharing a hotel room. During the first night, they undressed and slid into the king-sized bed. When one of them snuggled up to the other, she said, “There’s something I need to tell you about me, so let me be frank.” “No,” said the other, “I’d rather not do it that way. Let me be Frank.”

Husband: Work today was terrible Wife: Why, what happened? Husband: Well, I stuck my d*ck in the meat slicer… Wife: Oh my god! Are you okay??? Husband: Yeah, but I got fired... And so did the meat slicer

She shouted out, "who's there" a voice replied it's the blind man, she says "come in" he replies nice tits now where do you want the blind!!

Ann Arbor

As they’re about to order, the bartender holds his hand up to stop them and says, “I think I have just the thing for each of you.  Give me a minute.”  He returns in a moment and gives the first two cats each a bowl of milk.  He hands a bowl with a single piece of fur to the third cat. Puzzled, the third cat asks “What’s this supposed to be? Why do you think I’d want a piece of fur?”  The bartender says, “Well, that’s not just any piece of fur, it's the hair of the dog that bit you.”