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I saw a squirrel that couldn’t make up his mind…

He was on the fence all day.

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It'd blow if they had to sell their organs

2. What animal is the crispiest when you eat it?

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3. I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lip stick

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4. What team was highest on Sheduer Sanders?

ESPN (from my 11 year old nephew).

5. What’s the best move if you’re attacked by clowns?

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6. Daryl Hannah

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7. Whenever I need toothpaste I buy Parodontax.

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9. I pulled up to the drive-thru window and they told me, “That'll be $13.55, please.” I said, "Should be free for me” and gave them my coupon.

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