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Where do lemons learn how to spell and do math?

At lemon tree school. My son actually laughed!

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1. Fortune Cookie

Ordered some Chinese food recently for my 61st birthday, and the fortune cookie that came with it said 'YOU WILL HAVE HAPPY DAYS SOON'. This really freaked me out! I mean, I use a VPN, how did they know what I was downloading?

2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An onion a day keeps *everyone* away.

3. Mom: is our son still a newborn after 3 months?

Dad: No honey, he's born now, Jason Bourne.

4. How many layers does an egg have?

One.

5. What do you call it when grandpa clears the room by soiling his diaper

Weaponized incontinence

6. As men get older, as their hair turns grey, as wrinkles start to appear on the face, they learn a universal truth about getting older.

You're only as old as the girls you feel.

7. I went to see a sad movie and people in the theater were crying...

One person in the last row started whaling. I got hit in the back of the head with a harpoon!

8. I just watched Nosferatu. I felt confused. Maybe I should have watched Nosfera-One.

Ba dum tiss. I leave now.

9. A young couple had met early on New Year's Eve and hit it off quite well as the party progressed.

"Sweetheart," he finally said to her, "It's almost midnight, why don't we end the old year with a kiss?" "If you really want to," she replied, "Personally, I'd rather go to your place and finish it off with a bang."

10. Why did the frog trip over the pig?

Because she was baconing in the sun. 🔥🐸🐖

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