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1. Why did Sir Isaac Newton find it so hard to wake up in the morning?

Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

2. Once the person is a good musician, it doesn't pickup a gun.

3. I said wonderful things about my Batmobile, now I can't drive it.

Bat flattery

4. What did one tectonic plate say when they bumped into another?

Sorry! My Fault……..

5. If small babies are delivered by stork…..

are bigger babies delivered by crane?

6. Wanna hear how I travelled from Baghdad to Kabul?

Iran

7. What do you call the best shoe for water and land?

The cream of the croc

8. How do you know when a fisherman is authentic?

When they keep it reel

9. A scene in the Post Office

A guy walked into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all over them. His curiosity got the better of him so he walked over to the man and asked him what he was doing. The man said, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who?'" “But why?" asked the guy. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.

10. What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?

Well, you’re not a very good host…..

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