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They ended up closing, sadly. They were always short staffed.
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It truly is a dead language.
Little Johnny asks his mother: "Momma do angels really fly?" Mother answers: "Yes, baby!" Little Johnny: "But Carmen doesn't fly?" Mother: "Carmen is our maid, Johnny, not an angel!" Little Johnny: "But daddy calls her my angel!" Mother furiously: "Oh, she will fly, all right!" \-------------------------------------------------- Wife and husband are eating in the restaurant and a blonde girl comes on over, kisses husband and then leaves. Wife: "Who was that?" Husband: "Oh, Sarah, she is my mistress!" Wife angrily: "You gotta be kidding me, you are cheating on me!" Husband coldly: "Yes, I am fucking her on the side!" Wife even angrier: "I want a divorce, I am proud independent woman, I wont allow you to embarrass me like this!" Husband coldly: "Fine, but as the company is mine, and you signed prenup, I will take the house we live in, the car you drive, the black card you have and spend the money!" Wife then sees his business partner with a hot redhead: "Who is she?" Husband: "Oh she? She is his mistress!" Wife: "Ours is better!"
It's not stroganoff.
I am not a fan.
In breaking news she has admitted that Charlie Sheen is the kids father. Miss Heard said the children will be raised by their father and will take his name. She agreed that the children should be Sheen and not Heard.
His first name is Empha.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot, recited the alphabet and read stories to it. The American showered the parrot with the finest food and brought him all the females that could he mate with. The Brit locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day. When the time was up the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress. The Canadian said “I have tried everything. I spent all my time showing him documentaries, teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him. Nothing worked.” The American said, “I spoiled him beyond belief, gave him the most luxurious meals he could possibly eat, brought him female companionship and yet he won't speak.” The Brit said: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had – yet nothing!“ The parrot looked at the Brit with disbelief and screeched, “You lying SOB!".
You know, for the barber queue.
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