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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Broco-Lee
It's a faux pa!
But I came up Chort.
A sparrow was once flying up north and due to the cold winds it froze up and fell to the ground. It lay there wondering if that's how it was going to die. But then a passing by cow unknowingly crapped on the sparrow. The warm dung helped the sparrow get better and in happiness it started singing. Meanwhile,a nearby cat heard the chirping and went to the spot. It cleared the sparrow out of the crap and ate the poor bird. Moral u may ask? Just because someone shat on you doesn't mean it is bad and just because someone helped u get out of shit doesn't mean their intention was good. And more importantly, no matter what good thing happens to you....u shud keep ur fucking mouth shut!
A peak achoo!
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A Dodge
Now she is a visiting professor.
The librarian tells him, "We actually do have a book on the subject. It's the one over there, with the broken spine."
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