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How did the mathematician support farming?

Being protractor.

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1. I don't get why people put their dogs in their wedding pictures.

Between the dog and the marriage, now I see 2 things that will be dead in 10 years.

2. My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“

I said, “This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

3. I have spent hours making myself a new belt of of my old watches

In the end I gave up as it was a waist of time

4. What's the IT guy doing in a crematorium?

A migration to the cloud

5. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, and bigger...

Then it hit me.

6. Why I have trust issues? I threw a boomerang once that never came back...

And I've been living in fear till this day

7. Big cat dating.

A leopard was trying to get out of its comfort zone and date new felines. After several dates the leopard was disappointed to find it's latest date get up suddenly and flee the restaurant at great pace. As it left it said, 'you tried hard, but a leopard never changes its spots' The leopard sighs as the big cat disappears into the distance. 'I should have known. Once a cheetah, always a cheetah'.

8. I accidently superglued my thumb to my index finger last night.

I think it will be OK for a while.

9. Why did the blonde stand by the men’s room door?

Her friend told her if you want to meet guys you have to go where they hang out.

10. Before the Beatles became popular in Mexico, they were known simply as…

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