Why do the librarians love going to the movies?

Because they are great at booking the seats

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. My dad always said to me “Son, whatever you do, make a big impact in life.”

Great dad, shit parachutist.

2. I've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village..

Didn't go down well.

3. My daughter said she will not follow her dreams

She said they were scary. PS: My 6 year old daughter said that yesterday. I ROFLd.

4. I wanted to be a master of ceremonies, but the Canadian Village People talked me out of it.

They said: "Why MC, eh?"

5. What does making love to your wife and going to the movies have in common?

It seems to annoy you when I open my bag of chips

6. What’s the difference between your job and your wife?

After five years, your job still sucks.

7. Why did we spend millions inventing stamps instead of using coins directly?

Because no one wanted to make a lick-off cents.

8. When I was young, I was poor

And after many years of honest, and hard work... I'm not young anymore.

9. I asked the waiter if they had corn on the cob?

No, he replied, just sweaty bollocks

10. Why are French people so healthy?

Because to the French bread is pain.

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