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1. Did you hear about the dad joke that blew up on the internet?

It was a grin aid!

2. I was so confused when my printer started playing music...

Turns out the printer was just jamming.

3. The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal ⁃ agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

4. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

5. Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

6. Have you all heard about the famous painter crab?

Leonardo Da PINCHY!

7. New job starts Monday in the railroad industry

Feels like I'm finally on the right track

8. My wife asked me what Easter candy I wanted

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9. What did one burp say to the other burp?

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