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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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1. The French eat very little for breakfast.

After just one egg they’ll tell you they’ve had un oeuf.

2. Mothers have Mother’s Day. Fathers have Father’s Day. Couples have Valentine’s Day.

Single guys have Palm Sunday

3. A guy walks into a bar…

and orders a drink. The drink says, “You can’t tell me what to do.”

4. What’s the difference between the view of Michelangelo’s David from the front and from the rear?

One is a marvel to behold, the other is a marble b-hole!

5. Robin Hood's least favorite font?

The Serif of Nottingham

6. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.

It was clogged.

7. Did you hear about the monk who always gives the same homily?

He's a preacher of habit.

8. Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I have no idea what rhymes with orange.

9. What's the saddest shape in an Italian family

>!A nonagon!< Partly inspired by my 6yo daughter

10. False teeth

man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.” The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. “This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.” “Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend. “He’s an undertaker.”

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