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What did one tectonic plate say when they bumped into another?

Sorry! My Fault……..

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1. The number 12 walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you. You are under 18.”

2. How does a pirate know they're a pirate?

They think; therefore, they arrrrr.

3. A man walks into a bar.

A man must not have noticed the bar in the way of his path. Bar hard not bar tender he says in a daze.

4. Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow?

It's making head lines.

5. What do you call a pumpkin with attitude?

Sass-squash

6. What do cows call dollar bills and coins?

Mooo-La

7. How do ghosts stay in shape?

They exorcise I find my clean dad jokes at r/cleandadjokes

8. Why did Dad walk on stage with a broom?

He wanted to clean up his act.

9. Women are refusing to sleep with men now that trump got re-elected

Apparently, my wife predicted the election two years ago! Edit: cause a few of y’all can’t behave in the comments, just a reminder - we Dads respect women and their bodily autonomy.

10. Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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