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If small babies are delivered by stork…..

are bigger babies delivered by crane?

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1. What do you call an indecisive potato?

A hesitater

2. What do polar bears get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

3. Confucius say...

Don't mind me!

4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well.

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investi-gator!

6. A camper accidentally got his sleeve on fire from a camp fire. Fortunately, a park ranger was nearby and helped put the flames out. Then he wrote the camper a ticket. “What’s this for?” the camper asked.

“Brandishing a firearm.”

7. Yo mama so fat, there's a conspiracy theory she's flat.

8. So my athlete son was looking to buy Whey Protein

…. Me- why dont you ask your friend named Will if he has any?? He - How would he have?? Me- Bcos ‘ Where there is a Will, there is a Whey(way)

9. Why are horses poor motivational speakers

They are neighsayers

10. I had to fire my lawn guy

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