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If small babies are delivered by stork…..

are bigger babies delivered by crane?

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1. What did one hat say to another?

You wait here. I’ll go on ahead.

2. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Wunt."

Wunt Who? Three Four.

3. Did you hear about the new restaurant for body builders?

It's a buff-et. They sell beef strongenough and apples with super strong cores to fill your appletite.

4. Why were people so confused by the koala's self-portrait?

It was bear……

5. Why was the pony taking cough drops?

Because it was a little horse!

6. If I were two faced,

would I be wearing this one? (Attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

7. What do you get when you cross a dog with a plant?

Cauliflower. (Collie Flower)

8. What are the three rings of marriage?

The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

9. I slipped in a bog and hurt my leg.

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10. A thief broke into the aviary.

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