jokeKing logo
avatar Prestigious_Run7053 5 mon.ago

Wanna hear how I travelled from Baghdad to Kabul?

Iran

dadjoke

clean dad joke

86
5
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. What do you call a F1 team's CEO who makes too much mistakes?

a Toto Wolff.

2. You got hit by a rental car?

Yeah, it Hertz.

3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

4. Why do Sith Lords’ phones have good batteries?

They have unlimited power

5. Why don't aliens come visit us?

Because we only have one star.

6. My friend asked if I wanted to visit Xinjiang

I said I wasn't too Uyghur to do it

7. Why are husbands like old cars?

Because they're hard to get started in the morning, emit foul odours, and don't work half the time!

8. I believe in eugenics.

People who don’t want kids should be removed from the genepool.

9. I wrote a poem about the bottom of the ocean

It’s pretty deep.

10. What is Prague‘s favorite payment method?

Checks

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆