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What county's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.

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1. Dust

We come from dust, We return to dust. That's why I don't dust; it might be someone I knew!

2. I sold the vacuum

It was gathering dust.

3. Do you know about how long it takes to reheat a fish sandwich?

About tuna half minutes

4. What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo on my face

5. I’m thinking of selling my theremin.

I haven’t touched it in years.

6. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bin of carrots at the grocery store?

They sneezed and they were trying to pick their nose…..

7. Don't yell into a colander

Or else you'll strain your voice

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9. What's the difference between a Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both get what they want by force.

10. First Kid: I just brought a skunk into my house. I’m keeping him with my dirty laundry under my bed. Second Kid: What about the smell?

First Kid: He’ll have to get used to it like I did.

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