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What county's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.

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1. a man tried selling me a coffin yesterday

thats the last thing i need

2. Why does the Pope rely on the Swiss Guard?

Because, like their cheese, they're holy. Too soon?

3. I made some butterscotch custard for my family, but I added too much salt….

It was off pudding.

4. why did the newspaper blush?

it saw the comic strip

5. What do you call a deer with its eyes poked out?

No eye deer!

6. My wife always complains that I'm selfish and don't give my kids anything

Found out today she was right, didn't even give them my genes

7. 100 people are standing single file. A professional boxer goes down the row and hits each one with a jab.

That's the punchline

8. Hey, gingerbread man. Smile.

You're on Candy Camera!

9. You know what's hard to draw?

A bath with water which has high mineral content.

10. I read the expiration date on a milk carton and thought to myself

“geez spoiler alert”

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