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Why did the farmer decide to try a career in music after a bad harvest?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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1. I wasn’t a fan of the new Minion movie,

but then it Gru on me.

2. So there we are, both in Egypt and we each have a little toot. What’ve we got?

A Tutankhamun.

3. I realized that Mike Tyson isn't religious.

He's always punching people in the faith.

4. What do you call it when someone thanks their father in a piece of art?

a dadication

5. Two scientists show up to an inventor's symposium...

Two scientists show up to an inventor's symposium. The first scientist reveals his invention - a rabbit cloning machine! It can replicate each individual cell, creating a perfect copy of the rabbit. The second scientist reveals his invention - a rabbit teleporting machine! It can dematerialize a rabbit from one location and rematerialize it at another - The only problem with his device is that the rabbits always end up with a conjoined identical twin after teleporting. The first scientist asks "We've built nearly the same machine, haven't we?" The second one replies: "Well, if you want to split hares..."

6. Out for a hike with the wife and boys…

When she tripped and twisted her ankle. She was embarrassed but our sons reassured her it wasn’t her fault. “You wouldn’t have been able to see it, that was a hidden root,” they said. “And you were never able to do algebra,” I put in.

7. I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said,

"Yes, all the others were 9s and 10s.”

8. A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone...

"Morning." he says The other man replies "No, just having a shit."

9. When is water not allowed at the pool?

When it’s running

10. What do you call a religious gardener

Moses Lawn As a note had to modify this old classic. Was warned that Jewish gardener might be construed as anti-Semitic.

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