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Pichwademeinkauntha 6 mon.agoNoah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss... But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?". "Check." "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.......... "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark."
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To ghetto the other side. (A repost, but it's been a while.)
Because it was a water felon.
But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.
After much deliberation I'd say it was a Thai
Its the best thing you can say to her.
Stupid firefighters disturbing my sleep.... Tsk!
I ordered some grain for my chickens. But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.
Like, two atoms are going a trip. The neutron is loaded down with bags. The photon has nothing, not even a backpack. The neutron asked the photon where his luggage is. Photon say, “I’m traveling light”. Or two atoms pass each other. One say, “oh gosh! I just lost an electron.” The other says, “Really” the first one says, “I’m positive.” Something brainy like this.
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