I was very disappointed with the folkloric figure I purchased from my local German-owned supermarket, a complete Humpty Dumpty set.

It wasn’t until I got home and opened the box I found that a second purchase was required to obtain Aldi King’s Horses and Aldi King’s Men.

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1. I once accidentally brushed my teeth with hair gel.

Anyway my dentist told me my enamel has a great hold.

2. My turkish BFF has always been there for me, but

last night Hatice saved my life.

3. To save money, my friend combined his brew pub and massage parlor businesses.

The new company is called “Hoppy Endings”

4. The Great thing about living in Detroit is that after a nuclear attack........

It'll look exactly the same.

5. A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you."

Mom: "No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!"

6. Regular Christians around the world are celebrating Good Friday today.

The lazy ones are celebrating Good Enough Friday.

7. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight.

I told her that she definitely had

8. Did you hear about Ice-T falling out of his car?

I only know, because his driver spilled the T.

9. Little Johnny is at the park with his dad...

They see two dogs humping and Little Johnny asks, "What are they doing dad?" Little Johnny's dad not wanting to lie responds, "they are making puppies". Later that night little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad making love in missionary position. Little Johnny asks, "Dad, what are you and mommy doing?" Again not wanting to lie his father responds, "We are making you a little brother or sister." Upset Little Johnny says, "Then flip mommy around. I want a puppy!"

10. My son was checking out our house on Google Maps and noticed the street stops at two round dead ends. He goes, “Dad…our street has balls!”

I’m like, “Exactly. That’s why it’s cul-de-sac.”

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