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1. The French wars of succession were such pedantic times.

People were splitting heirs all over the place.

2. Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor for an earache?

The doctor examined his ear and found money. The doctor kept pulling and pulling it out. In the end, there was a total of $1,999. The doctor said “No wonder you weren’t feeling two grand!”

3. My 11 year old son came up with this: What's a humiliated musical instrument called?

An awkward-ion

4. What do you get if you feed a Russian Mogwai after midnight?

Kremlins.

5. Why did the restaurant on the moon go out of business?

Because there was no atmosphere.

6. What do you call discounted sushi?

A raw deal

7. I was commissioned to fix a guy car but...

I simply didn't have the drive to do it

8. Marshall Mathers wanted to buy some prime property in Detroit to build a recording studio, but the owner refused to sell

Eventually, he had to resort to using Eminem Domain.

9. Julie Andrews endorses cheap lipstick that crumbles and makes her breath smell.

She said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis."

10. Friday night someone said my clothes smelled like fish.

I wouldn’t know why, they were Lent to me.

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