Don’t invest in ink.

The Fivum.

"I'll admit that skunks are cute," Brad said, "but what about the smell?" Connor replied, "I'm sure the skunk will eventually get used to it."

Then I signed the letters ‘A’ ‘S’ ‘L’

She’s goes, “Yeah…that’s a stretch.”

Pterodactylic t-rexameter

He left Big Shoes to fill.

He left Big Shoes to fill.

Pilgrims

A beggar comes to him, “Sir, can you please give me some money?” The rich guy replies, “I don’t have any cash with me, but I have this bottle of scotch whisky.” “Sir, I don’t drink.” “Okay, then take this packet of cigarettes.” “I don’t smoke sir.” “Okay, then how about these gambling chips you can use in that casino.” “I also don’t gamble sir.” “Then how about I introduce you to this nice girl….” “Sir, I have a wife at home who I love very much.” The rich guy fumbles and gets a card from his pocket, “okay, this is my card, come to my home tomorrow and i will introduce you to my wife and then give you as much money as you need.” The beggar is confused, “Why do I need to get introduced to your wife, sir?” “Oh that’s because I wanna show her when a guy does not drink, or smoke, or gamble, or have fun with girls…this is what happens to him!”