Hong Kong, ping pong, King Kong, sing song, ding dong.
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The husband looked at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”
“Use the horse, Luke!”
I can tell when they’re standing too.
Husband: I can’t have a moment of peace with you, can I?
A Duracell or .. a mug? The Duracell. It’s battery.
He was a firm believer in recycling.
We get it ladies, it's breastfeeding awareness month, no need to milk it.
He was a firm believer in recycling.
...and one of them decides to take a ride on the rollercoaster while the other prefers to sit and watch. The rollercoaster goes round and round and up and down then suddenly the carriage jumps the track and comes crashing to the ground. Boyfriend goes running up to the wreckage and finds his partner lying there. "Oh sweetheart" he says "are you hurt?" "Hurt? HURT?" replies his partner, "of course I'm hurt, I went round three times and you didn't wave once".
My wife gets the rest of the jacuzzi.
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