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Do you know why you can’t hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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1. I hate it when I go to a gay restaurant

The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫

2. What do you call a woman that doesn’t trust Big Pharma?

Mrs. Doubtpfizer.

3. Boys will be boys...

There are three naughty boys in a classroom: Zip, Dick, and Pea. The teacher leaves the room and Zip gets on top of his desk, Dick goes inside a cabinet, and Pea runs out the door and waves. The teacher comes back and says, *“Hey! Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!”*

4. My friend said he is starting a new diet eating nothing but squirrel food

I said that's nuts!

5. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

6. What do you call a dad who promises snow vacations but doesnt deliver?

A Flake!

7. What do you get when you cross a rotisserie chicken, a locked filing cabinet, and my Grade 9 English teacher’s perfume?

A court summons delivered in Latin, signed by a hand that smells like rosemary and knows what I did last summer. Something about the clicking in the ceiling.

8. A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven. When he gets there he meets God and tells him a holocaust joke. God says, “That’s not funny”. The survivor says...

I guess you had to be there

9. What do you call a boring wife?

A Nilla Wifer

10. The amputee who saved that kid from drowning needs more love.

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