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I vehemently opposed the GI Bill!

I mean $4k for a colonoscopy!?!! No way I'm paying that!!

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3. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?

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A rooster wakes up early Easter morning. As he always does, he sticks his head out of the chicken coop, but today he sees nothing but multicolored eggs all over the barnyard. He takes a look at the eggs, looks back at the hens, takes another look at the eggs, takes one more look at the hens, and then he sits down and thinks about it. After thinking about it for a minute, he walks across the barnyard and kicks the shit out of the peacock.

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