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Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face….

Then I realized I had fallen asleep on my crossword…..

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You don’t have to suffer alone; The worst part? Having to always be the host.

2. I was at the gym this morning and told my workout partner that I needed to take it easy on the weights because my wrist was bothering me.

He said, "it sounds like you have a-wristed development."

3. Did you hear about the two radios that got married?

The reception was fantastic

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They were very excited about the skunky evening in store for them and were talking about it all week. They were both disappointed and entirely amused when Seymour showed up on Saturday with a six pack of Corona beer.

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So they don’t whistle on the way down.

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