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Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she sank the city of Atlantis

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1. Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

It's out of professional courtesy.

2. It’s a five minute walk to the pub from my house

It’s a 35 minute walk to my house from the pub The difference is staggering

3. I asked a girl for consent

It was a touching proposal.

4. Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic

5. Did you hear about the scientist that hates negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

6. I can’t get a loan to start a basketball team in Prague

All of the banks are worried about the Czechs bouncing

7. What did one butter say to the other butter

Butter late than never

8. I told a friend that our kids get their looks from their Mom

I’ve still got mine!

9. If your health insurance company ever denies your claim to pay for a wheelchair, try shouting a few insults at them over the phone.

Then they might recognize your diss ability.

10. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

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