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1. A guy is sitting next to Lashley at a bar

Lashley says “You see that fence on the hill over there?” The guy says “yeah”. “Well, I built that fence by hand, one picket next to the next in perfect symmetry”. But you think anyone calls me ‘Lashley the fence maker? No.” The guy shrugs his shoulders. “And you are looking at my fence through a window. I made that window by hand. I built it and installed each pane of glass with putty. But you think anyone calls me ‘Lashley, the window maker? No.” The guy again shrugs his shoulders “And look at the bar we’re now sitting at. I made this bar by hand, and I put a coat of perfect varnish on it so that we can see our faces reflected on it. But you think anyone calls me ‘Lashley, the carpenter? No.” The guy again shrugs his shoulders. Lashley exclaims in sorrow “But you fuck one goat!“

2. Why is frozen water so easy to see through?

Because it's clear as eyes.

3. Woke up this morning to find ...

an erection in my sleep pants. But don't worry....I beat it single handed.

4. What do drums and people have in common?

They both make a noise if you hit them with a stick

5. What is a drone bee's favourite Michael Jackson song?

Beat it

6. Decisions, decisions Plastic surgeons can now give you a second penis.

. I'm tempted but I'm worried it might make me a bit two cocky.....

7. I’m 6’3”

Short jokes are beneath me.

8. I asked my dad to tell me a decision he regretted.

I must have stumped him because he just kept staring at me.

9. What do you call a two dollar chicken?

Buck buck. 🙂

10. What do mermaids use to wash their hair?

Tide

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