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1. I did my federal election run in Canada today

I didn’t earn a single seat.. just few blisters on my feet

2. What happened when the carpenter accidentally sawed off his left hand?

The doctor said he would be all right.

3. Why does a cow have hooves and not feet?

They lactose

4. Why shouldn't nuns chew their fingernails?

It's a bad habit.

5. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

6. Pencil and Pen

If you mix a pencil and a pen, is it a Penstill?

7. Math is hard, 15+15 is thirty…

But 16+16 is thirty too

8. If Mr. Bean had a son....

.... I bet he'd name him Hammond

9. My friend has been strange lately and now he says he's convinced that the Earth is flat!

I see that he's just not a baller anymore.

10. Math is hard

15+15=thirty but 16+16=thirty too

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