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Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down at the bowling alley, she got a Strike in every lane

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1. Why do Norwegians put barcodes on the side of their boats?

So they can scan de navy in

2. What do you call the priest on Sesame Street?

Pastor of Muppets

3. What do you call the guy who controls an actor?

Adam’s handler

4. I want to learn how to sew.

It’s not as easy as it seams.

5. Why the banana went to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

6. What meat is missing in Bruce Wayne's hometown?

Pork, because even in the name it asks "Got ham?"

7. Why the banana went to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

8. So I went to an eye doctor, and he asked me, "Can you imagine a world without glasses?"

"Yes," I said, "we wouldn't be able to drink water then."

9. Before dying, my dad told me to always follow two things in life:

1), always listen to your heart; 2), "lub dub, lub dub."

10. You've gotta be careful around my house. My wife caught me acting out a scene from the matrix. Luckily she thought I was doing yoga.

Im just saying, It's just another bullet I dodged.

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