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Yo mamma so far that when they cremated her it made chicken salt.

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1. My wife wanted to talk about ways to improve our sex life

Apparently, "Sarah from work seems keen" wasn't exactly what she meant.

2. Last time Gordon Ramsay went to a Chinese restaurant, the food was so undercooked...

it started purring

3. Even if it seems tempting, don’t take out a loan to buy party supplies.

You’ll struggle to afford the balloon payment.

4. Did you know that the largest ant is the Queen Driver Ant that can reach a maximum length of 5 cm

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5. What's the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at your shoes!

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Aim for the moon so that even if you fail you land amongst the stars. It a constellation prize

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In my younger days I posed for a picture with the band R.E.M. That's me in the corner

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