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The look on my face was priceless.
I still don’t know y.
I’m a bad gardener.
It has too many plot holes.
I'm proud to announce the results came back A+
Who cares if they're stupid, I'm still going to eat them anyway. (Credit: Gary Delaney)
Because worst days are f*ing them hard
Among the more famous mathemeticians in history, like Descartes, or Newton, Liebnitz, or Fibonnacci, there as a fellow who is somwhat less well known named DeHorst. . Helmholt DeHorst lived in the early 1500's. Like his contemporary René Descartes, he prseneted many papers at the Royal Society. One of his special interests was charts and graphs, but his rival René beat him to it with his Cartesian system of coordinates. This is why math historians always put Descartes before DeHorst.
Because he was hoping for a panter or a moaner
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