Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
So I said "Dishes. Laundry. Oven."
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis...... fifty times."
Turned out she was just pulling my leg
It will still look exactly the same.
From 40 or more years ago, in Readers' Digest (seemed a little racy for them): The great eye doctor saves the sight of the wealthy man's wife. The wealthy man commissions a mural by a famous artist on the doctor's office wall as a thank-you. It is revealed at a big ceremony, and depicts a huge eye covering the whole wall, with a likeness of the doctor standing in the middle. The press asks the doctor for his reaction. He replies "Thank god I'm not a gynecologist."
Both love cheeses
Decorative balls
“Should I go with a red shirt or blue shirt?” And then he dyed.
It’s windy today, good thing Jesus is nailed down. What did they say to Jesus when he was carrying the cross? “Drop it one more time and you’re out of the parade.”
What do you call an enormous telephone? a T-elephant
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