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I moss admit, I don't sea any difference.

2. What do you call a historian who forgets her history?

Ann.

3. A Man Was Taking A Taxi

A man had gone to a city for a business expo. On his way to the train station to go home, he was thinking about how much he should have eaten at the city's seafood restaurants. So he leaned forward and asked his taxi driver, "Hey, bud. Do you know where a fellow could have gotten scrod around here?" The taxi driver paused for a moment, then said "Pal, I've been driving this cab for many years, and I've been asked that question by many people, but you're the first one to ask it in the pluperfect subjunctive."

4. What do you call a nun with no bad habits?

A novice.

5. Two Pear-based jokes I've made up.

1.) What is a pear's favorite type of story? A Pear-able. 2.) What would the Re-Animator horror film series be called if the cast was replaced by pears? Re-Pear Man.

6. What do you call a soldier who lives in a rented bathroom?

Lieutenant!

7. I once knew a guy who decorated his scrotum with ribbons and glitter.

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8. How do baby geese get out of their shells?

They follow eggs-it signs.

9. Banks

Banks need to do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. I’ve been to 6 today and they all say “insufficient funds “

10. A gardener thought his neighbor was planting her flowers too close to his, so he called the police on her.

“Why did you do that?” his wife asked. “She was plotting against me!”

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