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1. My dad died during 9/11

It’s unfortunate….. the Middle East lost the best damn pilot they ever had

2. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken called?

Christopher Hawken

3. What is opposite of Steven Hawking called?

Steven Walking

4. What has four legs and is gray on one side, red on the other?

Half a pregnant elephant.

5. Where did little jimmy go after he got lost in a minefield

Everywhere 😭😭😭

6. What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board

7. Why did princess Diana cross the Road

Because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt

8. Why didn't Elvis hit his wife?

Because he didn't like hitting kids

9. Why are emos so good at bodybuilding?

Because they are used to cutting

10. How can you tell if a gypsy is a virgin?

See if she wins a race against her father

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