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Yo mama’s so stupid, if I have to listen to her open up her pie-hole again, I’m gonna SMH the last part of my forehead off

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The dark ages.

2. I went shopping today on the Internet

Turns out they no longer sell slaves there

3. My dad died during 9/11

It’s unfortunate….. the Middle East lost the best damn pilot they ever had

4. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken called?

Christopher Hawken

5. What is opposite of Steven Hawking called?

Steven Walking

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