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Yo mama so stupid,

I texted her that I have diabetes type 1, and she typed 1.

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1. Dum joke I told during a conversation with the fam

My sister was talking about answering a spam call by saying "this is Greenwell crematorium, you kill em we grill em" and I said "hi this is Greenwell pizza and abortion your loss is our sauce". Never thought it was possible to laugh that hard lol

2. Yo mama is so ugly, when the Wicked Witch threatened “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too”, she was talking to her dog.

3. Yo mama is so dumb, The Scarecrow from Wizard Of Oz felt smarter by comparison.

4. Yo mama is so dumb, she went Black Friday shopping for free samples.

5. Yo mama is so fat, she invented a shorter version of saying Grace.

6. Yo mama so dumb she sits behind the TV to watch cable TV

7. Yo mama so dumb

She thought Tofu was a martial art.

8. Yo Mama So Fat She Ate The Entire Hero Tower In Heroes Of Robloxia.

9. Psychiatrist: I'm going to have no choice but to diagnose you with anti social personality disorder

Me: Pftt, AT LEAST I HAVE a personality fucker!!

10. Yo mama is so fat, when Willy Wonka invited her into his chocolate factory, she emptied it entirely.

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