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Yo mama so stupid,

I texted her that I have diabetes type 1, and she typed 1.

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1. "My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo." "Kuala Lumpar?" "No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".

Thank you to Glenny Rodge on Bluesky

2. I seem to be agitated every time I go to the bathroom to poop...

I guess I am just flush-turd!

3. I was talking to my pastor on the phone about the new pope, and the call dropped…

I was excommunicationed.

4. In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itchy.

5. Timothée Chalamet went to Starbucks. The barista asked his name for the coffee cup.

He replied "Call Me By Your Name"

6. Why will you never see anyone type demon's without an apostrophe?

Because they're always possessive!

7. Kids

There's nothing wrong with kids that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

8. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Virginia Sheep

9. What do you call a vampire that won’t mind his own business?

Noseyferatu!

10. See that cemetery over there?

Everyone’s dying to get in

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