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avatar BernieTheWaifu 11 mon.ago

Yo mama so fat, we took a family photo with her in it last Christmas AND IT IS STILL PRINTING

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1. What’s black, white, and red and can’t turn around in a hallway?

A Nun with a spear through her head

2. You know why they named the game of golf “golf”?

Because they needed a name and all the other four letter words were taken.

3. I’m still not sure the Great Schism will last

The whole thing’s pope-less

4. What do you call a drunk parrot that makes fun of everyone?

Tequila mockingbird

5. I went to a baby shower yesterday for a little girl named Vivian and they had her nickname, VIVI, all around the house…

I asked why they were going to call her 66?

6. Duh-duh, duh-duh.

I never understood how anyone can get eaten by a shark. I mean, don't they even hear the music?

7. My dentist asked me why I mumble so much the other day…

I said “Rif ooo ake uur ingers ow mah outh I’ll ell ooo”

8. Judge: I order you to pay $10000.

Mario: Why? Judge: It's a fine. Mario: (Sadly) no, itsa not.

9. Judge: I order you to pay $10000.

Mario: Why? Judge: It's a fine. Mario: (Sadly) no itsa not.

10. What do you call a retired prostitute these days?

An After-Thot.

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