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1. Rows of Rose, Bold Marigolds, Silly Lillies

These are just a few of my favorite Nursery rhymes.

2. What animal has the most unpleasant smell?

Birds. They smell fowl

3. Whats the most dishonest company?

Disney. They're a lion king

4. Implants

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine. Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

5. Someone stole all the A, E, I, O and U tiles from my friend's Scrabble game.

The police say my friend was disem-voweled. 😔

6. Some denim pants were mistakenly in my laundry

I don’t know exactly whose they are, but I think they’re Jean’s.

7. I found a secret part of the internet that only has content about dogs

It’s the Bark Web

8. Whatkind of car does an elk drive?

An Elk Amino. Got my wife with this one today. I'll see myself out.

9. Why do women love a grumpy Australian?

Because they give a good tongue lashing down under!

10. My 8 year old’s joke. Why did the train go toot toot?

Because it needed to go to the bathroom.

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