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1. What do you call a broken printer?

Bob Marley cause it keeps on Jammin'

2. Three statisticians go hunting. Deep in the forest, they see a deer. The first one aims their rifle and takes a shot, but it goes wide to the right. The second one takes a shot, but it goes wide to the left.

The third one says, “We got it!”

3. I hate to bring up politics, but Trump accepting that jet as a gift

is just plane wrong.

4. Did you hear about the thrilling new Netflix series that is sure to take your breath away?

They’re calling it Strangler Things!

5. Billy had been working in the turnip fields all day and came home covered in dirt.

As he walked to the shower room he noticed his younger sister’s bedroom door was ajar and he glanced in to see her naked on the bed, legs spread, and having some ‘quality time’ with a large carrot. ‘Oh, that’s disgusting’ he said, ‘I was going to eat that later… …and now it’s going to taste of carrot.’

6. My sex life is like my childhood friend

Imaginary

7. What do you call a scabbard that sells flowers?

Aerith Gainsborough

8. Dark humor is like healthcare in the US

Not everyone gets it

9. What do you call a group of shapeshifters?

A doppelgang.

10. What has four legs and one arm?

A Siberian tiger on a playground.

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