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Yo mama so stupid

She called the police. ON A DRUG STORE

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1. Did you know that camels don't like yaks?

It's true. Camels don't like yaks. You see, camels have soft paws for running across the desert sands, and yaks have big heavy hooves for tromping through mud. Camels do not understand this, they do not like it; it makes them very uncomfortable. In fact it makes them so uncomfortable you might say that camels are yak toes intolerant.

2. Wasted opportunity...

Last night I made Greek for dinner and I sat down on the couch to eat. Both my dogs dutifully came up and started begging to which I said "Excuse me... this is a gyro not a your-o..." and they didn't seem to get the joke at all.

3. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

4. What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

5. Whats brown and behind the wall?

Humptys Dump

6. I think I just saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre.

I can't be sure though as he had his Back to the Fuchsias

7. I just bought a horse and called him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

8. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

9. What do you call a Chinese lady with 1 leg?

Li Ning

10. What kind of tea makes you nervous?

Anxietea Sorry I'll get my coat...

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