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1. I have been eliminated from the inaugural season of The Great Canadian Broth-Off©️™️®️

For using my catchphrase "SOUP! THERE IT IS" one too many times. I have retained legal council to appeal the decision

2. What does a Christmas tree use to keep its breath fresh?

Orna-mints

3. Where do stormtroopers do their Christmas shopping?

At the store next to Target.

4. What did the bailiff say to the soufflé in court?

Will the defendant please rise?

5. What is Santas favorite part of his house?

The clauset

6. Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

He has Claus-trophobia.

7. The Lord brought the first man and woman into the future briefly to meet his newborn Son. What did Adam say back then that he could say tonight?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

8. I think I have a fear of Santa getting stuck in the chimney

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9. What nationality is Santa?

He’s North Polish.

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