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1. Jokes about elevated terrain aren't just funny...

They're hill areas.

2. What do you call a doctor who treats retired soldiers?

A veteranarian

3. MY WIVES NOSE KEEPS RUNNING

LET’S GO CATCH IT *stole this from my uncle after my aunt sneezed :)

4. I got fired from my job in Sweden.

I was accused of taking Stock-home.

5. How do musicians wrap their candy?

In cellophane.

6. Bereavement on the Farm

**Farmer Joe appears at the local police station with tears in his eyes and reports that he found his donkey dead in the stable this morning.** ***The police officer asks whether there are any signs of a crime.*** **Farmer Joe honestly replies that the donkey was old and sick, and after some suffering, he finally passed away.** ***The policeman is puzzled and asks why Joe has come to the police station.*** **The farmer replies, "Well, I just wanted to inform the next of kin."**

7. One of my friends is addicted to using the ctrl+alt+delete command on his pc

He says it’s not an issue because he can quit at any time

8. Ugh those annoying cannibals

Are really getting under my skin

9. Why are calm seas warmer than rough seas?

Because of the micro-waves.

10. If letters gamble...

...do they alpha bet?

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