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Yo mama so ugly, she thought the zombie apocalypse was a family reunion.

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1. Yo Mama so fat I'm actually concerned for her health

2. Yo Mama so stupid, she failed a survey

3. Yo mama is so hairy, she got hired in Pokémon as the role of Tangela without a costume.

4. Yo mama is so dumb, when she took the SATs, they gave her 6 extra days just to think.

5. Yo mama is so fat, when she did a cannonball in a pool, they declared a flood emergency.

6. Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a store with her husband, the store owner denied them and then told her husband “No Pets Allowed”.

7. Yo Mama so fat when she did a cannonball they found water on Mars

8. Yo Mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

9. Yo mama so ugly, she can make a maglev train take a dirt road

10. I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque.

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