Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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Madness…I just knew that shark was never gonna help him.
...like there's no tomorrow.
You’ve got an outstanding balance! Or just me?
How do you know when to eat a cucumber or use one as a dildo? Depends on whether you are hungry or horny.
I like it nice
Usually it is all cheerful banter. Today however, 3 priests have a different opinion on a thorny theological issue than the 4th one who is convinced he is right. He shakes his head and says, “Dear God, please give a sign that I am right.” A pile of leaves next to the path suddenly lifts up, hovers for a few seconds, and gently floats down. “See! God gave me a sign!” The other jesuits shake their heads, one says, “come on it is just the wind.” The 4th priest now begs, “please God, give another sign that I was right”. Suddenly, from the sunny blue sky, a ball lighting drops down and incinerates 3 nearby trees in a flash. “See! God even shows that you 3 are wrong!” One of the 3 jesuits now says, “Just a peculiar atmospheric disturbance caused by static electricity on this dry hot day.” Exasperated, the 4th priest cries out “Dear God, can you please help me a last time to convince them?!” A sonorous baritone voice booms from the sky, “HE IS RIGHT !!!” The 3 priests look at each other and one mutters, “Well, it is still 3 against 2.”
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It's just a waist of money.
Mommy mommy I don’t want to go to Europe this summer Shut up and keep rowing Mommy mommy I don’t want to walk around in circles anymore Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor These are jokes my Dad told me. He is 76. Any body else know any of these jokes?
Used his monk-key.
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