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1. Three men were walking down the sidewalk. Two of them walked into a bar.

The third man ducked.

2. Lunar New Year Joke: Why did the monkey love the New Year?

It was a chance to swing into new fun!

3. My first job was posing like a mannequin in a store window.

I held that position for a long time.

4. I need a Superhero to defrost my steak.

Leave it to Thor!

5. The sound of a bad pun-

is truly ear-resistable.

6. What advice did Sherlock give his assistant for his kitchen remodel?

Cabinetry, my dear Watson.

7. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

8. Lunar New Year Dad Joke: What did the lantern say to the firecracker?

“Let’s make some sparks fly!”

9. I had bad gas after a Caesar salad.

Et toot, Brute!

10. I got a new pen that can write under water.

It can write other words too.

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