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I don't want to touch black people
They all get stoned.
Dat Phat Ho
Her aborted baby
Nobody knows. Epstein took that secret to his grave.
Martin Looter King
Batman can go out without robin.
8 minutes and 46 seconds
It’s the last noise they hear before we run em over!
Then one day he just snapped.
But this one George Floyd Joke was so funny it literally took my breath away
They kept the cotton business booming in the 1800s
And they really REALLY don't like being called "People McNuggets."
Tried to fly a plane into a building, as all muslims do, but missed and hit a parked car because she's an asian woman driver. Thank you.
Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
They are both fags I would smoke
It's window-lickin' good.
I said, "What's up, won't it start?"
None, they just shoot the room for being black
I didnt know it could say no
so they dont get shot
Because the last black guy with a dream got shot
A Dy Son
300 Jews and an Easy Bake Oven.
When the dog starts walking wierd.
Because their knee grows
The gallon of milk wasn't justifiably suffocated.
The only STD most Star Trek fans will ever experience.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in China it started off as the flu.
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