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Yo mama is so FAT, when she enters a eating competition, they say "Sorry, no professionals"

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1. How can you know a muslim's time of death ?

Read the timer on his chest

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3. How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black

4. Leaning tower of Pisa

Got more reflexes than the twin towers

5. They say 'if you get knocked down 7 times, get back up 8 times'.

Except if you're my wife.

6. Yo mama so old, her mom got pregnant because she participated in the big bang.

7. Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

8. Yo mama so fat she played Fortnite just to eat the forts

9. Why are school shootings jokes funny?

BecUse there aimed at a younger audience.

10. My first time playing football was a lot like my first time having sex.

There was a lot of blood and bruises but at least my dad came.

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